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Q&A: Are these jokes any good?


by Erik D

Question by Jake5282: Are these jokes any good?
It has been studied and determined that the most often used

Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs…

And the wife rolls over and plays dead.
………………………………………………………………………………………..

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, “Nope… due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…what’ll it be?”

The woman didn’t hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”

The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That’s what I wish for … a good mate.”

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Let me see that damn map!”

Best answer:

Answer by chris m
Yeah, they’re good 🙂

But I heard the second one before 😛

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22 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - March 6, 2011 at 1:03 pm

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why do we let these fascist questions?

Question by ErAs: why do we let these fascist questions?
“Greece VS Turkiye… who will win?”

this is no game. this makes people to be enemies against each other. in the great first and second world wars, millions died just because of silly reasons and racism. for example, an armenian fascist shows up and says “thumbs up greece and armenia and thumbs down turkiye”; is this right? i like greece and armenia, but, i hate fascism…

so, we, turks and greeks shouldnt let any snags among us…

sincerely…
dear bodyguard, im already in the army and doing my military service as an officer. problems are problems that must be solved by politicians properly but shouldnt make people as fascist, acting like we are in a war. this issue is no about army, it is related with fascist people in both countries and people who say “greece vs turkiye, who wins?”…
why dont they put their countries into this and say “england vs france”?
to Vergina; firstly, thanx for ur positive thoughts and secondly, i didnt mean noone can ask any question with the word; “let”. the question is completely addressing Greek people who shouldnt believe in this game. btw, Turkiye is a free country and anyone can ask whatever she/he wants (check out our eastern neighbors who r frequent here and tend to insult us in our home)

to Alana; fascist means someone who supports fascism. and i write here only the two meanings of fascism;

1. dictatorial system of government characterized by extreme nationalism and right-wing authoritarian views.
2. a political theory advocating an authoritarian hierarchical government.

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Answer by bixlives70
You’re absolutely right!

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17 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - February 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm

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fun stuff for you ….do reply if these are worth laughing ;)?

Question by phoenix: fun stuff for you ….do reply if these are worth laughing ;)?
1.Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

2.A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I.
One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said ‘Professor your 44..’
The Professor said ‘you’re absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?’
The student said. ‘You see professor I have a brother, he’s 22 and he’s half mad.’

3.Mother: ‘Why are you home from school so early?’
Son: ‘I was the only one who could answer a question.’
Mother: ‘Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: ‘Who threw the eraser at the principal?’

4.”I’ve just had the most awful time,” said a boy to his friends. “First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering,
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Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy.”
“Wow! How did you pull through?” sympathized his friends.
“I don’t know,” the boy replied. “Toughest spelling test I ever had.”

Best answer:

Answer by curved air
Chuckle,chuckle.

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15 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - February 11, 2011 at 4:02 pm

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Do you think its about time to issue passport to these things, to protect American?

Question by MaSTeR: Do you think its about time to issue passport to these things, to protect American?
Pacific Crab Invades Atlantic
Andrea Thompson
LiveScience Staff Writer
LiveScience.com
Wed Sep 6, 5:00 PM ET

There’s a new face appearing on Atlantic Ocean “most wanted” posters: the Dungeness crab. Marine scientists are worried that this west coast crab could be invading east coast waters after it was unexpectedly found off the coast of Massachusetts by a fisherman on July 19.

Lou Williams, the fisherman, took the out-of-place catch to aquaculture specialists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology who sent out mug shots to other scientists around the country. They positively identified the crab as an adult male Dungeness.

Biologists worry about the appearance of exotic species, or bioinvaders, because they can stake their ground in a new ecosystem and push out native species.

The MIT scientists are particularly worried in this case because they don’t know how the crab ended up so far away from home, and whether any more of its…

Best answer:

Answer by travelbugsam
Now this is what this site should be about! Thanks for the education and information. I will now be tuned into more updates.

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Q&A: Will these items be sufficient in replacing a drivers license/passport as forms of identification for flying?

Question by Shane: Will these items be sufficient in replacing a drivers license/passport as forms of identification for flying?
I am going to be flying tomorrow, for my first time ever :), and I need to know if I have sufficient identification to board the plane.
This is what my airline(JetBlue) says you need for identification:
-One of the following photo IDs:
~Driver’s license
~Passport
~Photo ID issued by a government agency.
Or
-Two forms of non-photo ID:
~Social Security card
~Medicare/Medicaid card
~Voters Registration card
~Driver’s license without photo
~ID issued by a government agency

I lost my drivers license and I don’t have passport. The following are what I do have.

Photo IDs:
~Current college ID card
~Senior year ID card (from ’06)
Non-Photo “Stuff”:
~Debit Card
~AAA (Triple A) Membership card
~Library Card (lol)
~Social Security Card
~Birth Certificate

+Will these things work for an ID?
+If so what should I bring and what shouldn’t I bring?
+If I do need something else, what would it be?

Thank you for your time
-Shane

p.s.
Hurry with your answers because I leaving tomorrow

Best answer:

Answer by Thomas S
Are you going overseas? If so, you need a passport now. If not, then bring every other form of ID you can think of. Bring marriage certificates/licenses, birth certificates, social security card, etc. Just be on the safe side and bring as much as you can

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2 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - January 29, 2011 at 9:02 pm

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How much is fact or fiction with these statements by the US government?

Question by Sky: How much is fact or fiction with these statements by the US government?
(Based on concrete facts and irrefutable evidence.)

“Iran is secretly developing nuclear weapons and will have the bomb within 3 years.” (2010.)

“Iran is supplying weapons to the insurgents in Iraq.”

“Iran is supplying weapons to the Taliban in Afghanistan.”

“Iran wants to bomb Israel off the map.”

“Iran is a threat to the United States and the world.”

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Answer by Stephanie
Wait I thought we were supplying weapons to the insurgents. Its so hard to keep the lies straight.

After all the lies from the Bush Administration, I would need backing from God before I would believe a word Bush or any of his cronies said.

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16 comments - What do you think?  Posted by - January 22, 2011 at 6:02 am

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